Okay, so my friends have recently sent around some pictures of popular male actors who, let’s just say, may be past their prime…Since my good buddy, June Cleaver, keeps posting pictures of the hot guys she likes, I thought I’d just give you a taste of what they’ll look like in the future. The moral? Marry for love baby, marry for love!
And he’s still better looking than the rest of the brothers!
Alec Baldwin
This is scary, he’s still young!
Brendan Frasier
You! You’re still dangerous {fart, fart, fart} but you can be my (chicken) wingman anytime!
Val Kilmer
The part of Penn Jillette in ‘Penn and Teller: A Biography’ was awarded to Russell Crowe.
Russell Crowe
An Officer and a whatchamacallit!
Richard Gere
For the very definition of ‘man boob’, you need look no further than…
Roger Moore
Mama Mia!
Pierce Bronson
If Zorro rises from the grave, this is what he’ll look like…
Mickey Rourke
Apparently, swimming in dress trousers just don’t cut it…
Ian 'The Thorpedo' Thorpe
This one really kills me, seriously, I love this guy and he’s like 108 but gee whiz!
Clint Eastwood
This guy could kill me, but I don’t think he’s following the Presidents Fitness Challenge anymore…
Arnold Schwartzenegger
The piece de resistance. Have you ever seen anything so ugly that wasn’t on the bottom of a public toilet seat? Either picture, doesn’t matter…Wake up Maggie and Run!
Rod Stewart
He he he. Funny! Sorry June!
And then there’s the old wise words,
” No matter how good he looks right now, some woman, somewhere, is sick and tired of putting up with his s**t.”
June sent me.
Those were some hideous age progressions – I’ll give you that.
But, in defense of the Swoon, none of those dudes were hot to begin with.
EXCEPT for my Pierce. You completely crossed a line and it was UNCALLED FOR.
Consider yourself “F^%#ed up”.
OMG, this is too funny. Thanks for the reality check, now I will start looking at man boobs. Shame on you. But I do have to be the good little minion that I am, and @#$% you up. June says, minion does.
Don’t tell her though, still laughing my back side off.
F*****G FUNNY! Best captions ever. Love June, but could take or leave Monday Swoon. Now Wednesday Ruin, otherwise know as WTF Happened To Him, I’m in baby, I’m all in.
Too funny!! I thoroughly enjoyed this, more even (dare I say it?), than June’s swoon posts.
And Roger Moore’s man boobs. Gross, just gross!
SFH, I consider June my Blogging Goddess. I usually follow her blindly and do whatever she says, because she sees and knows all. However, I can’t come over here and destroy you like the minion that I am. You see, I get a smug satisfaction in seeing that the “beautiful” people are as human (sometimes far MORE so) as the rest of us, that they too will suffer the ravages of age. Ok, I’m going on too long now and need to turn this into a post of my own.
But um, seriously, friend… watch your back. I would never want to be ****-ed up by June!
Hobbit, I came here to destroy you, because June said to do it. But I can’t. Your post was way too funny. And to my swooning sisters I say: It’s all true, but don’t worry. We can still marry for money.
Bad hobbit! No ring for you
Jud and Warren… you two are on notice-NOTICE!
Hobbit,
hehehe!
That was hilarious! HILARIOUS!
And I think you share great wisdom when you say, marry for love.
However, having said that I know that you have not had any effect on June’s Monday swoon because we are women and we need a good swoon at least once a week. So be careful Hobbit,don’t go there anymore. Don’t mess with June!
Aunt Barbara
Hello Mr. Stupid Fat Hobbit. I am so upset today after seeing the horrible pictures you posted. The integrity of June’s Monday Swoon must be upheld. I speak for all my fellow single girls out there when I say: you really frightened me! I’ve been thinking of mean names to call you, but the only word that comes to mind right now is HALFLING…
ps- maybe i should date only ugly men so at least there is no surprise ahead?? is that what i was supposed to learn here?
Thanks for giving the world a reality check. June always makes it hard for us common guys to stand a chance!
Thank you for getting under June’s skin for the man-photos. I enjoy her general wittiness, but got some funny looks at the office while checking her blog one day and forgetting it was Monday.
Again, my hat is off to you, sir. Please continue your friendly teasing with your pal June. I think she needs it from time to time.
Um, ow.
I am at least grateful that you didn’t do the all-chick version of this list.
Oh, but June says you are cruel & must be destroyed, so [points finger, shoots]: Kablooey! for your sins.
Now pls post a picture of her in her size 4 tankini, and all will be well.
Nice to meetcha.
you are a cruel cruel man and you must be destroyed. I will commence in the destroying of you on tomorrow’s blog.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.